Monday, November 30, 2009

Cheaters pay now?

The titans game was fun again. Vince Young took the titans 99 yards with just over 2 minutes left in the game to win it on 4th and 10/goal as time expired. CHris Johnson ran for 154 yards and a touchdown so he is leading the nfl in yards and on pace to make eric dickerson cry when he breaks his single season record. I was yelling and of course people were getting drunk and hugging.

The big story of the weekend off the field/course/court was Tiger Woods getting beat up by his wife or driving while impaired and crashing. I dont know if he was wasted like Gucci Mane or if he needs to start playing some of those beyonce songs to motivate him to leave an abusive household. I dont condone cheating but the correct response to a cheater is not violence so his wife was wrong if she hit him. Some women think the story is funny but most men dont. After the way Chris Brown was thrown under the bus by everyone in the media and entertainment industry its not cool to see women laugh this one off. The double standard is garbage and it should change. The mature reaction to a disagreement is to talk it out or to leave. I think Tiger was trying to leave but his wife and the golf club tried to change his mind in the street. His wife sounds like she has a better swing that David Duval but thats another story.

I remember the way women laughed at the lorena bobbit story and men thought she should be locked up for life. Chris Brown tried to defend his actions by saying Rihanna hit him first but people werent trying to hear that. Rihanna has a history of violence with her brother and other men she has hit with glasses,her fist and broken property but none of that mattered to the media. Even when she was making her album promo rounds to interview she knew that playing victim may help sell records but the real her started to come out when she started talking about loving casual sex and talking about the size of mens genitals. Chris Brown may never recover from this.

Tigers wife could be arrested if they can prove she hit him or caused that accident by hitting his suv. She should be arrested but Tiger is a rich man and he is saying the classic battered woman things like "my wife is a hero" and "it was all my fault". Many women and men everyday tell the police not to arrest the person who beat them because they love them and now Tiger is using his money to keep his wife out of jail. Tiger sent away the police times and wont let them see his face so actually his wife sent them away and she left the house but Tiger hasnt. This happened Friday and it took 13 hours for it to hit the media. So the police dont want to look like celebrity justice is getting her off but I know if police came to my house on a possible domestic abuse charge they would not leave unless im in handcuffs or I make a statement. Now after giving them the runaround all weekend tigers lawyers told him he doesnt have to talk and he is choosing not too.

TMZ is like the mob I dont know how they get all this stuff but they have been right on with the story so far as evidence comes out. Now the police "say" they are trying to get a search warrant for tigers security footage on his home and the medical records for the hospital.

Now to go in a different direction, I was watching Cheaters and at the start they said,"Some investigative services may be charged",What the....? I think they are covering their butts for the people who call and they waste money and man power following their spouse for a month and never catch them cheating. It still doesnt make it right. I guess Maury Povich will start charging men when the test says,"You are the father",since that makes it a more boring show without the drama of "you are not the father."

The cross selling of powerball and megamillions in the same states will lead to one national game in 3 years so I dont like that idea so I better try to win before that happens. I dont like the idea of trying to beat out 50 states for one jackpot. I heard discussion of a world lottery so that would be the end of my lotto days I would just start driving to a casino to gamble because if I buy a world lottery ticket and some skinny dude in Laos wins the jackpot ill be sick,rofl.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everyone and enjoy your holiday weekend.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Kobe the sensai

The titans just beat the texans on monday night football. Vince just said that Kobe Bryant gives him advice and just texted him. Of course now by relation I cant make fun of Kobe anymore since he is supporting VY. The titans are 4-6 and it would take running the table and other AFC teams choking for them to make the playoffs.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Oprah shuffle

Oprah is planning to announce her retirement today effective september 2011. This will give her more time to spend with Gayle on an island in the pacific and whatever else she likes to do. She is getting big bucks to start her own network so the show may end up over there or she can just sit back get fatter and collect the Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz checks. They showed some of Oprah big moments and when they got to her failures they forgot to include the multiple molestation charges at her girls school in Africa. Oprah said she didnt want men or boys at the school so the girls would be safe but she didnt realize women can be sexual predators too. Its not really in Oprahs nature to speak highly of men unless you are President Obama.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Chris Johnson and Bud Adams>>>

I just got back from the titans game and now they are 3-6 and 3-0 under vince young as the starter. Chris Johnson had 132 yards rushing and 100 yards receiving with 2 touchdowns. It was a about 70 degrees and the women must have known it because they were in shorts and skirts. Miss Black Tennessee was near my row so she would have made it a great game to be there even if they had lost,rofl. I dont play Fantasy Football because I dont know how to make any real money doing it but if you do play then Chris Johnson should have been your number one running back the last 3 weeks.

UPDATE: I just watched Bud Adams on youtube flipping the bills fan and players the bird. I saw the hookem horns symbol live but I was too busy flirting with girls to catch the funniest part live. Next time ill pay closer attention to owners box. The commissioner of the NFL was in his box so even if he laughed at him he will have to fine him anyway. I think it is funny but if it was another owner I may have a different opinion. He is 86 years old so at that age I would have a do wtf I want attitude too, especially if you are that rich.

UPDATE two: Bud Adams was fined by the NFL 250thousand dollars. That is the same amount the patriots were fined for the spygate situation. So either you overcharged Bud Adams or you undercharged the Patriots because they cheated their way to 3 superbowls so 250thousand isnt much to pay for 3 superbowl rings.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Knoxvilles finest

The video in this story is pretty crazy because the victims dont want to press charges. They arent doing it because they dont believe in "no snitching" they dont want the football team to lose. Three UT vol players tried to rob these two guys outside a gas station. Im a titans fan but if a titan sticks a gun in my face I dont think ill be as flip about it as these two guys.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

McDonalds Sweet Tea

I guess those mickey d's contests are real because a woman near me won the one million dollars. She bought a one dollar sweet tea and won a million bucks. She is 23 so she says she will buy a house,car and continue college. Of course the 19 year old in south carolina said the same thing and now he owns a wrestling league and live in tampa bay with a new baby and wife.

The titans won sunday in san fran so next up is T.O. and the bills sunday. It will be another classic game so the old oilers jerseys will be on and they havent won a game this year in those things. A 21 year old guy Joe Cada just won the world series of poker. He is the youngest winner ever. He had to give up half his 8 million in winnings to his friends because they gave him half of the entry fee. They do none of the work and get half his money they sound like an ex-wife in california, ba-zing.

Happy Veterans Day and thanks for your service to our country.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Congrats Yankees on 27th Championship

The yankees won their 27th world series championship last night. I thought about how so many people said george was crazy to get rid of joe torre and bring in joe girardi. Girardi just won a world series and no matter how much success torre had in the past, it was time to move forward.

This situation reminds me of the titans thinking about firing a popular coach like jeff fisher. Torre is a hall of fame manager with many championships but fisher on the other hand has had six winning season in sixteen seasons and no playoffs wins since 2003. Fisher has a big ego and acts like he is the best coach ever but Bud Adams is waking up to the facts and you cant argue with the lack of playoff success under Fishers reign.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Lotto vote

The powerball and megamillions both being sold in tennessee could be months away. The vote happened Monday now they just have to prepare the machines next year. North Carolina thinks they will be ready by January 31st so maybe Tennessee can beat them by a week.

"On Monday, Nov. 2, the Tennessee Education Lottery Board of Directors today unanimously voted to offer a second mega-jackpot game in Tennessee, which is expected to bring an additional $10 to $15 million annually to education programs in the state.
“Bringing Mega Millions into our portfolio of games is a win for both players and education,” said Rebecca Hargrove, President and CEO of the Tennessee Lottery. “It’s clear that large jackpots generate excitement in Tennessee. Adding Mega Millions will mean more sales and additional dollars for the education programs we fund.”
The decision to allow states the option of offering both Powerball and Mega Millions has been prohibited until a recent agreement was reached in a joint meeting of all U.S. lottery jurisdictions. Although additional details must be finalized, Tennessee Lottery fans can expect to begin playing Mega Millions in early 2010.
“It’s clear that a large percentage of our players support a mega-jackpot game, and I’m optimistic about the success of adding another such game,” said Hargrove, who is Chair of the Powerball Group and has been a longtime and leading proponent of cross-selling both games.
Mega Millions is currently played in 12 states with a combined population of 160 million. Powerball is currently available in 33 jurisdictions (31 states plus the District of Columbia and Virgin Islands) with a combined population of 125 million. The current Mega Millions jackpot is $50 million; the current Powerball jackpot is $66 million."

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Titans win, Titans win!!!

I just got back from LP Field and VInce played well chris johnson rushed for 228 yards a new franchise record. The defense and special teams played well too. I know this makes them 1-6 but let me celebrate for a night,rofl. Its november already and make sure you turn your clocks back one hour.