Still no working comp at home but I will keep knocking these out as often as I can. Dont be afraid to read my old posts when I havent put up a new one in awhile,rofl. Also dont be shy about letting me know if i spelled something wrong or any other criticisms. A Killer Whale killed a trainer recently. I dont know when they will stop trying to train and domestic so many wild animals and also really big ones. If a bird acts up you will be ok but a whale or tiger gets mad and thats your butt. It is also called a "killer" whale for a reason.
There is a funny clip of Oprah trying to wipe the birthmark off Drew Brees face. Im sure the big O fired someone for allowing her to look silly on camera. The two days a year Oprah pretends to be a sports fan she should look at a picture of the people she is going to interview first. That way she can avoid thinking Drew Brees has lipstick on his face instead of the birthmark any casual fan knows about.
ESPN is up to their shady"we are so big we can do what we want when we want"games again. They suspended Tony Kornheiser for saying Hannah Storm is 50 and needs to stop dressing 20 and Chris Berman is fatter now than he was before he started nutrisystem. Both are true but ESPN decided to bring down the hammer on Tony and punish us with 2 weeks of Lebatard. If Tony retires that shows ratings will go into the toilet because Wilbon doesnt have chemistry with anyone else like TK. So Mike Greenberg can call Dr. MLK a racial slur on his holiday but Tony cant tell a super cougar to stop dressing like a teeny bopper. Greenberg didnt get suspended or a slap on the wrist. I actually see Greeny on ESPN more now.
I stumbled on the Undercover Boss show on CBS. I didnt want to watch it because the ad was for the head of Waste Management to go undercover and who wants to see garbage mens lives. I watched the on demand episodes starting with the Hooters Ceo. It was actually a good show and i was just expecting to see the waitresses but that one and the 7-11 one were nice. All 3 episodes I watched had good stories.
Speaking of nice stories the powerball is 95 million for saturday and the megamillions is 99 million for friday so go get your ticket if you are into that sort of thing.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
Snow Shovel
Tennessees version of a blizzard has finally passed over. The few inches we got put the city to sleep and even my computer at home went down. I have to post from work until I buy a new one so here we go,rofl.
Tiger Woods had his press conference and the velvet curtains looked like he was announcing he is the new host of the tonight show. The media keeps trying to justify why we "need" answers from Tiger on his sex life. They dont complain when Brett Favre holds the press hostage every offseason.
I saw a commercial with Kim and Khloe Kardashian selling a diet pill I think. There is no woman on earth who wakes up saying they want to look like Khloe. Ron Mexico said she looks like Frankenberry(funny line that I wish I thought of first) and I agree with Ron. That pill needs to advertise talking rich suckers into marriage. Even Kim K hasnt talked reggie bush into marriage like Khloe talked Lamar Odom. Right now Kim isnt even a baby mama to reggie she is just trying to steal some of his superbowl limelight(he didnt play well) to help promote her show.
I saw a show about NBA wives and the preview showed Dwayne Wades ex,Jason Kidds ex and Richard Jefferson ex so I just knew it would be man bashing from the womans point of view but I was wrong. The mixed it up and Dwayne Wades ex didnt throw Gabby Union under the bus because both of them cheated. So all you women calling Gabby a homewrecker need to stop because that home already had structural damage. Next up on the possible homewrecker list is alicia keyes until further notice,rofl. Jason Maxiell shaved his head to support his wife who went through chemo for cancer and Charles Bell had a good story of not giving up on his NBA dream even after going to europe with his wife. So its worth checking out if you get a chance.
Tiger Woods had his press conference and the velvet curtains looked like he was announcing he is the new host of the tonight show. The media keeps trying to justify why we "need" answers from Tiger on his sex life. They dont complain when Brett Favre holds the press hostage every offseason.
I saw a commercial with Kim and Khloe Kardashian selling a diet pill I think. There is no woman on earth who wakes up saying they want to look like Khloe. Ron Mexico said she looks like Frankenberry(funny line that I wish I thought of first) and I agree with Ron. That pill needs to advertise talking rich suckers into marriage. Even Kim K hasnt talked reggie bush into marriage like Khloe talked Lamar Odom. Right now Kim isnt even a baby mama to reggie she is just trying to steal some of his superbowl limelight(he didnt play well) to help promote her show.
I saw a show about NBA wives and the preview showed Dwayne Wades ex,Jason Kidds ex and Richard Jefferson ex so I just knew it would be man bashing from the womans point of view but I was wrong. The mixed it up and Dwayne Wades ex didnt throw Gabby Union under the bus because both of them cheated. So all you women calling Gabby a homewrecker need to stop because that home already had structural damage. Next up on the possible homewrecker list is alicia keyes until further notice,rofl. Jason Maxiell shaved his head to support his wife who went through chemo for cancer and Charles Bell had a good story of not giving up on his NBA dream even after going to europe with his wife. So its worth checking out if you get a chance.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Many Thanks
Thanks to everyone who visits the site. I try to keep it light and I would rather make you laugh or think about a new perspective on a topic than to get someone upset. Staying positive is important and your life has enough drama without logging on and having to debate strangers.
Ron Mexico left xxlmag but he still has his site so make sure you visit the links to Ron and also Amp over on the right. The saints had their victory parade yesterday but you didnt miss anything the police kept the fans very tame since it was a live stream around the world.
Congratulations to the happy couple in North Carolina,Retired Asheville Fire Department employee Frank Griffin and his wife Loretta, who won the powerball jackpot. After taxes they take home 47 million dollars. They made good decisions by not giving out all of their kids names at the press conference and not telling all of their family members about winning. The not so great decision was doing a press conference and not seeking any financial advice before they claimed the jackpot.
Ron Mexico left xxlmag but he still has his site so make sure you visit the links to Ron and also Amp over on the right. The saints had their victory parade yesterday but you didnt miss anything the police kept the fans very tame since it was a live stream around the world.
Congratulations to the happy couple in North Carolina,Retired Asheville Fire Department employee Frank Griffin and his wife Loretta, who won the powerball jackpot. After taxes they take home 47 million dollars. They made good decisions by not giving out all of their kids names at the press conference and not telling all of their family members about winning. The not so great decision was doing a press conference and not seeking any financial advice before they claimed the jackpot.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Geauxco Lizard
I thought I would jack up the spelling of my nickname in honor of the saints winning. Congrats to the saints on the big win. If you have been picking against me in the playoffs you should be a rich person by now. I didnt think the colts injuries would be a big deal but the Greg Williams coached defense was great. Fun Fact folks, the Titans had a chance to bring Greg Williams in to be the defensive coordinator but power hungry jeff fisher didnt want to hire gregs son as package deal. So instead we got Chuck"I have brain damage from playing"Cecil calling the shots and that 13-3 best record in the NFL turned into an 0-6 start, the next season. Cograts to Greg Williams for rubbing it in the faces of all the teams who passed on him and also to Drew Brees who was ran out of San Diego in favor of trash talker and playoff choker Phillip Rivers. The Dolphins even chose Dante Culpepper over Brees in free agency so this is a good weekend for serving up that vengeance on a cold platter. I still call it "frontin" but that is probably just showing my age. This may be a good week to buy a lottery ticket and then I can front on my ex and other people. If the "Aints" can win the super bowl then that is another reason for all of us to hang in there just in case things get better for you.
Rachel Nichols was reporting for ESPN in new orleans and people threw beads at her but she didnt flash them,ha ha. Her throaty voice she uses to sound sexy was hard to hear over the chants, so she should try speaking up when she is outside. Normally her phone sex operator voice is popular but when you cant hear her you focus in on her crooked teeth and thats not good.
Peyton Manning was called God in Cleats,The greatest ever and alot of other undeserved things before the game. After the game Rich Eisen was defensive and ready to cry just like he was when Brett Favre choked away the game with an interception. Peyton is alot like he was in college he is great during the year but cant win that big one. He has one super bowl thanks to Joe Addai and Bob Sanders who both deserved the MVP more than peyton in that years super bowl win. Peyton is 9-9 in the playoffs so he needs to start getting it done or people will start saying the playoffs are a mental block for him like the Gators were in college. Ill say Peyton has a shot at being the best regular season QB but he isnt with Montana,Brady,Aikman,Roethlisberger or Bradshaw until he delivers more in the playoffs.
Drew Brees mom died last year but I havent heard him or anyone else mention her. Normally reporters eat up the chance to ask a living person what a dead person would say or if they are looking down on you right now. I think Drew and his mom werent close because of her criminal history and many of us can understand that because we have criminals in our family who dont want to change. It must really be hard to distance yourself from your own biological mother because she always wants money or to hustle you and other people.
Abraham Shakespeare is a lottery winner who was murdered in Florida and he complained about so many people asking for money and bothering him. He kept helping people out but they kept coming back for more. Abe didnt stay away from the right ones because someone murdered him and Dee Dee Moore is the first one they have put in jail for it. Dee Dee pretended to be a reporter writing a story on him and soon she had talked the barely literate man into giving her all of his money. She said it was to protect the money so he could hide from beggars but they found him buried under a driveway in a house she bought with his money. Even the lawyer who helped Abe is connected with her and a police officer was arrested for selling information about Abe to Moore. When even the cops are shady who can you trust after you have alot of money? The unfortunate answer keeps coming up as trust no one.
Rachel Nichols was reporting for ESPN in new orleans and people threw beads at her but she didnt flash them,ha ha. Her throaty voice she uses to sound sexy was hard to hear over the chants, so she should try speaking up when she is outside. Normally her phone sex operator voice is popular but when you cant hear her you focus in on her crooked teeth and thats not good.
Peyton Manning was called God in Cleats,The greatest ever and alot of other undeserved things before the game. After the game Rich Eisen was defensive and ready to cry just like he was when Brett Favre choked away the game with an interception. Peyton is alot like he was in college he is great during the year but cant win that big one. He has one super bowl thanks to Joe Addai and Bob Sanders who both deserved the MVP more than peyton in that years super bowl win. Peyton is 9-9 in the playoffs so he needs to start getting it done or people will start saying the playoffs are a mental block for him like the Gators were in college. Ill say Peyton has a shot at being the best regular season QB but he isnt with Montana,Brady,Aikman,Roethlisberger or Bradshaw until he delivers more in the playoffs.
Drew Brees mom died last year but I havent heard him or anyone else mention her. Normally reporters eat up the chance to ask a living person what a dead person would say or if they are looking down on you right now. I think Drew and his mom werent close because of her criminal history and many of us can understand that because we have criminals in our family who dont want to change. It must really be hard to distance yourself from your own biological mother because she always wants money or to hustle you and other people.
Abraham Shakespeare is a lottery winner who was murdered in Florida and he complained about so many people asking for money and bothering him. He kept helping people out but they kept coming back for more. Abe didnt stay away from the right ones because someone murdered him and Dee Dee Moore is the first one they have put in jail for it. Dee Dee pretended to be a reporter writing a story on him and soon she had talked the barely literate man into giving her all of his money. She said it was to protect the money so he could hide from beggars but they found him buried under a driveway in a house she bought with his money. Even the lawyer who helped Abe is connected with her and a police officer was arrested for selling information about Abe to Moore. When even the cops are shady who can you trust after you have alot of money? The unfortunate answer keeps coming up as trust no one.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Not so swift
Taylor Swifts fans are defending her off key performance at the grammys. Her reps are trying to figure out a way to blame all of this on Kanye West. They can say she is still traumatized from Kanye at the VMA's. They should change the name of her song from "15" to "Cant Sing", ba-zing.
Foxy Brown dissed Jay-z sort of. The real Foxy Brown,Pam Grier,was on Smallville friday night. It was hard to recognize her because she isnt aging well. She looks more like Jackee Harry now. Pams body finally caught up with that big chest the same way Tisha Campbells body caught up with her big head after 2 kids.
My friends think its funny I watch Smallville but I just see it as Superman(thats what I keep telling myself). They said I might as well watch Dawsons Creek but the jokes on them because that show hasnt been on in years...uh nevermind.
The story below is about a strip club in ohio that is raising money for Haiti. Cant make this stuff up folks. Dig deep and give until it hurts people.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/06/lap-dances-for-haiti-ohio_n_452273.html
Marilyn's On Monroe, a nude dance club in downtown Toledo, Ohio, is raising money to send to the Haiti relief efforts, CNN reports, though they're not yet sure which organization will receive their donations.
"You know, just like everyone our hearts went out to Haiti and we were thinking 'What can we do?" said manager Kenny Soprano.
When asked if he thought organizations would refuse the aid based on its source, Soprano shrugged it off. "Charity's charity. Who's to judge who and where it comes from?"
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Foxy Brown dissed Jay-z sort of. The real Foxy Brown,Pam Grier,was on Smallville friday night. It was hard to recognize her because she isnt aging well. She looks more like Jackee Harry now. Pams body finally caught up with that big chest the same way Tisha Campbells body caught up with her big head after 2 kids.
My friends think its funny I watch Smallville but I just see it as Superman(thats what I keep telling myself). They said I might as well watch Dawsons Creek but the jokes on them because that show hasnt been on in years...uh nevermind.
The story below is about a strip club in ohio that is raising money for Haiti. Cant make this stuff up folks. Dig deep and give until it hurts people.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/06/lap-dances-for-haiti-ohio_n_452273.html
Marilyn's On Monroe, a nude dance club in downtown Toledo, Ohio, is raising money to send to the Haiti relief efforts, CNN reports, though they're not yet sure which organization will receive their donations.
"You know, just like everyone our hearts went out to Haiti and we were thinking 'What can we do?" said manager Kenny Soprano.
When asked if he thought organizations would refuse the aid based on its source, Soprano shrugged it off. "Charity's charity. Who's to judge who and where it comes from?"
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Friday, January 29, 2010
Fair Trade
The sports world is winding down because the Super Bowl is over a week away. The Pro Bowl matters to me this weekend because I want to see Vince Young throw the ball to receivers who can actually catch it. Terrence Cody and Greg Oden had pictures they didnt want the world to see for very different reasons leaked this week. At the end of the day if you feel sorry for them or not they will both be famous millionaires while you and I are working our 9 to 5.
The Who are performing at the Super Bowl for halftime and that means Pete Townshends past is back in the news. Most people felt like Pete was getting a pass by the media because he is a rock legend and they like his music. Well that pass is getting revoked because the people who live near the Super Bowl received sex offender updates that ole Petey would be playing there. I dont know if Pete would get the R Kelly treatment by the media if he was younger and american but I dont think there will be many protestors outside the Super Bowl. I also dont think many people will boycott watching the game but it is a good excuse to not watch halftime which most people dont watch anyway because it usually stinks. Prince did a really good job, with a bad hip and electric guitars in the rain he just killed that performance. The backlash from Janets nipple has made what was already a boring part of the Super Bowl even worse.
The Who are performing at the Super Bowl for halftime and that means Pete Townshends past is back in the news. Most people felt like Pete was getting a pass by the media because he is a rock legend and they like his music. Well that pass is getting revoked because the people who live near the Super Bowl received sex offender updates that ole Petey would be playing there. I dont know if Pete would get the R Kelly treatment by the media if he was younger and american but I dont think there will be many protestors outside the Super Bowl. I also dont think many people will boycott watching the game but it is a good excuse to not watch halftime which most people dont watch anyway because it usually stinks. Prince did a really good job, with a bad hip and electric guitars in the rain he just killed that performance. The backlash from Janets nipple has made what was already a boring part of the Super Bowl even worse.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Speech Therapy
(I mentioned Conan's speech on his final Tonight Show and here it is courtesy of Huffington Post)
"Before we end this rodeo, a few things need to be said. There has been a lot of speculation in the press about what I legally can and can't say about NBC. To set the record straight, tonight I am allowed to say anything I want. And what I want to say is this: between my time at Saturday Night Live, The Late Night Show, and my brief run here on The Tonight Show, I have worked with NBC for over twenty years. Yes, we have our differences right now and yes, we're going to go our separate ways. But this company has been my home for most of my adult life. I am enormously proud of the work we have done together, and I want to thank NBC for making it all possible.
Walking away from The Tonight Show is the hardest thing I have ever had to do. Making this choice has been enormously difficult. This is the best job in the world, I absolutely love doing it, and I have the best staff and crew in the history of the medium. But despite this sense of loss, I really feel this should be a happy moment. Every comedian dreams of hosting The Tonight Show and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second. I've had more good fortune than anyone I know and if our next gig is doing a show in a 7-11 parking lot, we'll find a way to make it fun.
And finally, I have to say something to our fans. The massive outpouring of support and passion from so many people has been overwhelming. The rallies, the signs, all the goofy, outrageous creativity on the internet, and the fact that people have traveled long distances and camped out all night in the pouring rain to be in our audience, made a sad situation joyous and inspirational.
To all the people watching, I can never thank you enough for your kindness to me and I'll think about it for the rest of my life. All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
-Conan O'brien
"Before we end this rodeo, a few things need to be said. There has been a lot of speculation in the press about what I legally can and can't say about NBC. To set the record straight, tonight I am allowed to say anything I want. And what I want to say is this: between my time at Saturday Night Live, The Late Night Show, and my brief run here on The Tonight Show, I have worked with NBC for over twenty years. Yes, we have our differences right now and yes, we're going to go our separate ways. But this company has been my home for most of my adult life. I am enormously proud of the work we have done together, and I want to thank NBC for making it all possible.
Walking away from The Tonight Show is the hardest thing I have ever had to do. Making this choice has been enormously difficult. This is the best job in the world, I absolutely love doing it, and I have the best staff and crew in the history of the medium. But despite this sense of loss, I really feel this should be a happy moment. Every comedian dreams of hosting The Tonight Show and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second. I've had more good fortune than anyone I know and if our next gig is doing a show in a 7-11 parking lot, we'll find a way to make it fun.
And finally, I have to say something to our fans. The massive outpouring of support and passion from so many people has been overwhelming. The rallies, the signs, all the goofy, outrageous creativity on the internet, and the fact that people have traveled long distances and camped out all night in the pouring rain to be in our audience, made a sad situation joyous and inspirational.
To all the people watching, I can never thank you enough for your kindness to me and I'll think about it for the rest of my life. All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
-Conan O'brien
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