Tom Breaky I mean Tom Brady is hurt again. Albert Haynesworth the former titan(lights a candle) tackled Brady and flopped on him. The play was totally legal but because Brady got a sore shoulder now Skip Bayless and others at ESPN want the rules changed. There already about 3 "brady" rules and who knows how many patriots rules to help them win but now some people want another one. Maybe this guy Brady is just soft and needs to toughen up. Peter King and others wanted to change the overtime rules and the playoff rules so Peyton Manning could win a game and the patriots could be in last years playoffs. Its insane how they act over Brady but at least Goodell hasnt said anything about changing that flop rule just for Brady. So far its just journalists running their mouths.
BREAKING NEWS: Goodell just passed a rule that any man who makes eye contact with Tom Brady is banished from the NFL for life.
Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
2012 Super Bowl Champs?
I just saw a commercial for a movie about the mayan calender ending in 2012. Its hard for me to believe anyone can predict the end of the world. The local weathermen here cant predict snow or rain but people are predicting the end of the world correctly. If you can predict the end of the world why dont you predict the lottery numbers for me so I can enjoy the next years of my existence. I can just imagine the Titans about to win the super bowl and the world ends. I would also be a billionaire and engaged to Tamera Mowry or Kelly Rowland at the time.
Speaking of the end of the world the Titans lost again last night. I thought the world was ending or hell was freezing over because the local yokels on the radio were actually giving Vince Young credit for playing well. Vince had a fumble and threw an interception for a touchdown but it was his best game statistically and they actually were positive about him and the rest of the offense I was shocked. The paper was brutal like always but the big problem is they didnt hire "NFL" type reporters when the titans came so the same bums who covered high school and college football were now covering the local NFL team the EXACT type of way. Their stories are harder to read than my writing...ba-zing.
Speaking of the end of the world the Titans lost again last night. I thought the world was ending or hell was freezing over because the local yokels on the radio were actually giving Vince Young credit for playing well. Vince had a fumble and threw an interception for a touchdown but it was his best game statistically and they actually were positive about him and the rest of the offense I was shocked. The paper was brutal like always but the big problem is they didnt hire "NFL" type reporters when the titans came so the same bums who covered high school and college football were now covering the local NFL team the EXACT type of way. Their stories are harder to read than my writing...ba-zing.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Rich Kids Athletic Ability,FTL
I can remember an episode of Married With Children when Al Bundy had a flashback to being a little kid in a library. The Librarian met all again when he tried to return a book after 30 years and she said,"I always hated you. Is it wrong to hate a kid? I dont know but I always hated you." That was the funniest thing in that episode to me outside of Al having the hand down his pants habit even as a kid. Im watching Teen Cribs and I can understand where the Librarian was coming from.
Hating on someone like Hannah Montana or the Olsens doesnt make sense because they earned their positions and money but these kids are just getting spoiled by their rich parents so the hate should be cool. Ive noticed a trend in the kids that they are usually unattractive and geeky looking kids. Without their parents money they would surely be on the bottom of the social ladder in those high schools instead of the most popular because they throw parties and sleepovers at the estate/compound 6 nights a week.
I also noticed that the kids and parents will say they are great athletes but when you see them playing its street hockey or hoops at home,wtf? Who cant do that. Im not the first person to notice this because Deadspin had an article about Rich Parents dont raise as man pro athletes as Middle Class or Poor parents do. The poverty or just having to do without can feed a hunger and desire to be a success one day. When you are rich at birth whats your motivation to work really hard in the gym and watch your die to become a great athlete?People like Grant Hill are in the minority because his parents had money and he became a great pro athlete when he wasnt injured. Most of the NCAA booster violations are gifts given to poor kids who want to get paid for their talent one day anyway. Its not easy for a college to recruit a kid by offering him money or a car when his parents already gave him that for his 16th birthday.
The rich kids arent hungry to succeed can also apply to some in the music industry too. Once they have hit and make money from tours they dont have motivation to be creative. Jay-z had a good quote,"It took me a lifetime to make Reasonable Doubt so that is my best album",thats true for so many peoples lives. Even comedians can fall into that trap because they are so hungry and will perform for a meal when they are working the comedy clubs but after making it big they arent as funny or they try to cover new topics and not stay in the type of material that made them famous.
Reporter:Why did you start telling jokes or rapping?
Entertainer:To make money and get pretty women
Reporter:Dont you have that now
Entertainer: Oh yeah I have all that
Reporter:What is your motivation to keep going on
Entertainer:I dont know. Maybe to just maintain this lifestyle and have people call me the greatest ever
Hating on someone like Hannah Montana or the Olsens doesnt make sense because they earned their positions and money but these kids are just getting spoiled by their rich parents so the hate should be cool. Ive noticed a trend in the kids that they are usually unattractive and geeky looking kids. Without their parents money they would surely be on the bottom of the social ladder in those high schools instead of the most popular because they throw parties and sleepovers at the estate/compound 6 nights a week.
I also noticed that the kids and parents will say they are great athletes but when you see them playing its street hockey or hoops at home,wtf? Who cant do that. Im not the first person to notice this because Deadspin had an article about Rich Parents dont raise as man pro athletes as Middle Class or Poor parents do. The poverty or just having to do without can feed a hunger and desire to be a success one day. When you are rich at birth whats your motivation to work really hard in the gym and watch your die to become a great athlete?People like Grant Hill are in the minority because his parents had money and he became a great pro athlete when he wasnt injured. Most of the NCAA booster violations are gifts given to poor kids who want to get paid for their talent one day anyway. Its not easy for a college to recruit a kid by offering him money or a car when his parents already gave him that for his 16th birthday.
The rich kids arent hungry to succeed can also apply to some in the music industry too. Once they have hit and make money from tours they dont have motivation to be creative. Jay-z had a good quote,"It took me a lifetime to make Reasonable Doubt so that is my best album",thats true for so many peoples lives. Even comedians can fall into that trap because they are so hungry and will perform for a meal when they are working the comedy clubs but after making it big they arent as funny or they try to cover new topics and not stay in the type of material that made them famous.
Reporter:Why did you start telling jokes or rapping?
Entertainer:To make money and get pretty women
Reporter:Dont you have that now
Entertainer: Oh yeah I have all that
Reporter:What is your motivation to keep going on
Entertainer:I dont know. Maybe to just maintain this lifestyle and have people call me the greatest ever
Start Dreaming Folks
The megamillions is 325 million for Friday August 28th. If you want to know if you are lucky enough to live in a state that sells megamillions or near one look at the list below. Its a federal offense to MAIL lottery tickets across state lines so if you have a friend or family member you want to buy tickets for you in another state be careful. Im in a lottery pool so we sent someone to georgia to get our tickets. Your tax responsibility also depends on what state you live in and what state you buy the ticket in because you have to pay taxes in both. Florida,Tennessee and Texas dont have a state income tax so those are great places to win the lottery and keep alot of it.
Ignorant Press Conference: Walk in with new tuxedo on and top hat. Playing Mike Jones"Back Then",Biggie Smalls"Juicy",All American Rejects"Gives You Hell",Nas"Hate me Now" and Biz Markie"Vapors". Read off list of people you want to front on who will never get a penny from you.
Smart Press Conference: No press conference or send your lawyer. Hire an actor to play you and claim it that way everyone is looking for him/her. You could stay home or pretend to be the lawyer or bodyguard for the actor. If you did that make sure the actor looks nothing like you and also another race would be smart. to ask for money and marry.One woman in Illinois I think knew the lottery wouldnt allow her to claim without a press conference so she showed up in a wig,shades and makeup done by a hollywood makeup artist. Some people arent sure she was really a woman because the make up was so good it could make Flava Flav look like Halle Berry.
-12 Megamillions states: Georgia,California,Illinois,Maryland,Massachusetts(RIP Ted Kennedy),Michigan,New Jersey,New York,Ohio,Texas,Virginia and Washington.
Ignorant Press Conference: Walk in with new tuxedo on and top hat. Playing Mike Jones"Back Then",Biggie Smalls"Juicy",All American Rejects"Gives You Hell",Nas"Hate me Now" and Biz Markie"Vapors". Read off list of people you want to front on who will never get a penny from you.
Smart Press Conference: No press conference or send your lawyer. Hire an actor to play you and claim it that way everyone is looking for him/her. You could stay home or pretend to be the lawyer or bodyguard for the actor. If you did that make sure the actor looks nothing like you and also another race would be smart. to ask for money and marry.One woman in Illinois I think knew the lottery wouldnt allow her to claim without a press conference so she showed up in a wig,shades and makeup done by a hollywood makeup artist. Some people arent sure she was really a woman because the make up was so good it could make Flava Flav look like Halle Berry.
-12 Megamillions states: Georgia,California,Illinois,Maryland,Massachusetts(RIP Ted Kennedy),Michigan,New Jersey,New York,Ohio,Texas,Virginia and Washington.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Money>>>Democracy
If you have money and power you rule the world especially this part of the world. The NFL and NCAA came together to stop Delaware from legalizing sports gambling. They just did it yesterday so Delaware will lose alot of money now because some people who normally would fly out to Las Vegas to be on sports were planning trips to Delaware during the college and pro football seasons.
The NCAA and NFL dont want anyone making more money off the athletes than they do. Unless of course they get their cut. Mike and Mike today OF COURSE said its not big deal you can always just gamble online. It was Mike"the thrill" Hill sitting in for greenberg but greeny would have said the same thing. Actually you cant gamble online because the government saw billions of dollars being won and loss without people paying taxes so Bush shut that down. If you are gambling online now be careful because your banks will snitch on you if you send or receive money from a gambling website.
The NFL gave approval for Lottery Scratch off tickets with NFL team names but the dont approve this Delaware gambling because they dont get a cut. They same way the NCAA the NBA say they are keeping kids in school for their own good,gtfoh. If they cared about the kids the graduation rate for athletes wouldnt be a joke. Even the one who do graduate dont always sound exactly articulate in interviews so Suzy and Becky probably did their homework for them and helped them cheat on tests.
Also here in the south the NCAA dropping the hand of "maino" down on Memphis is big news for two reasons but the main reason is how did they do it so fast?USC has been under investigation since Reggie Bush was there and still no penalty for them. Memphis gets hit fast and hard,no fishsticks. The NCAA has so many double standards its crazy because they know ESPN loves USC and the ratings and attendance at games are high for USC so they drag their feet and probably will never hit them with a death sentence. I predict a slap on the wrist for USC like the NFL gave the patriots.
They took away Delawares right to gamble on single games but at least they still have a lottery. If you win up there you have the option to remain anonymous. So you dont have to worry about family members and hustlers begging you for money unless you tell them or you pull up to church in your new porsche.
Stay positive with whatever you are doing in life because you never know what choices will make your dreams come true or cause you to live with regrets. Mike Jordan said he was an Adidas fan and he wanted to sign with them but they refused to see the bigger picture of their product selling in America and not just europe so they didnt offer him anywhere close to what Nike did. That mistake is what separates Nike from Adidas,McDonalds from Burger King and Coca Cola from Pepsi. There is nothing wrong with being number 2 overall but as Mel Brooks said,"Its good to the be the King."
The NCAA and NFL dont want anyone making more money off the athletes than they do. Unless of course they get their cut. Mike and Mike today OF COURSE said its not big deal you can always just gamble online. It was Mike"the thrill" Hill sitting in for greenberg but greeny would have said the same thing. Actually you cant gamble online because the government saw billions of dollars being won and loss without people paying taxes so Bush shut that down. If you are gambling online now be careful because your banks will snitch on you if you send or receive money from a gambling website.
The NFL gave approval for Lottery Scratch off tickets with NFL team names but the dont approve this Delaware gambling because they dont get a cut. They same way the NCAA the NBA say they are keeping kids in school for their own good,gtfoh. If they cared about the kids the graduation rate for athletes wouldnt be a joke. Even the one who do graduate dont always sound exactly articulate in interviews so Suzy and Becky probably did their homework for them and helped them cheat on tests.
Also here in the south the NCAA dropping the hand of "maino" down on Memphis is big news for two reasons but the main reason is how did they do it so fast?USC has been under investigation since Reggie Bush was there and still no penalty for them. Memphis gets hit fast and hard,no fishsticks. The NCAA has so many double standards its crazy because they know ESPN loves USC and the ratings and attendance at games are high for USC so they drag their feet and probably will never hit them with a death sentence. I predict a slap on the wrist for USC like the NFL gave the patriots.
They took away Delawares right to gamble on single games but at least they still have a lottery. If you win up there you have the option to remain anonymous. So you dont have to worry about family members and hustlers begging you for money unless you tell them or you pull up to church in your new porsche.
Stay positive with whatever you are doing in life because you never know what choices will make your dreams come true or cause you to live with regrets. Mike Jordan said he was an Adidas fan and he wanted to sign with them but they refused to see the bigger picture of their product selling in America and not just europe so they didnt offer him anywhere close to what Nike did. That mistake is what separates Nike from Adidas,McDonalds from Burger King and Coca Cola from Pepsi. There is nothing wrong with being number 2 overall but as Mel Brooks said,"Its good to the be the King."
Adults cant drink Alcohol now?
ESPN is reporting that Mike Vick had an alcoholic beverage. Uh ok ESPN so Mike Vick having a drink is story but Roethlisberger accused of rape isnt and Erin Andrews being recorded nude without her knowledge arent stories worth covering initially. ESPN still hasnt covered the EA story on the network from what I have seen. The Big Ben story eventually was too much for them to deny. Donte Stalworth having a drink is a story but Vick having one drink is not a story. Mike Vick at another dogfight is a story.
If that Erin Andrews things happened at Fox,CBS or NBC ESPN would have been first to report it."AHHH AHHH", sorry about that I just pictured Andrea Kramer naked in a hotel room. If that nightmare happens I dont want it to ever leak to the internet,please.
If that Erin Andrews things happened at Fox,CBS or NBC ESPN would have been first to report it."AHHH AHHH", sorry about that I just pictured Andrea Kramer naked in a hotel room. If that nightmare happens I dont want it to ever leak to the internet,please.
Harlem keeps on making it
Nahrights comments section was funny again monday. If you want to check out the funniest one its under the fake pastor mase post. Even the stuff that applied to me was still funny but I will get into that later on. Amp described "Harlem World" Mase's first album as a classic. A few people disagreed but I had to agree. I remember when the first single and video dropped all the girls were talking about Mase so most of the guys here were hating on him. One of my friends talked about a funny skit with Mase talking about following an underage girl to school to verify her status as a minor. I bought the CD used and it was one of the best albums I have actually purchased not just copied from a friend or downloaded.
I was expecting Mase to be more like a have fun and party Kid N Play type album but he had some Murda Mase type stuff on there. The skits were funny too. "I been to jail twice man and Im not scared and I love and I want to go back. So dont give my girl ya number no mo."ROFFLE. If you listen to it today the jealous boyfriend also said something that came true,"When the smoke clears man Puff Daddy and all them niggas you running with aint gone be there man." Of course now we see Mase and Puff have a strained relationship and also the other people Mase rolled with but I dont know the whole story so most of it could be Mases fault his alliances fell.
There is also a rumor that Kanye West first commercials beats were on Mases album. I dont know if its true and you can email me or correct me in the comments that Ye sent a beat to D Dot and he used it. Im not sure if he got a ghost producer fee or if he just learned a lesson about how the music biz can steal your ideas. The entire story could be a lie who knows. Ghost producing worked out for alot for scott storch and others working their way up the ladder so maybe thats how kanye got on. I think john legend played piano for Laryn Hills Miseducation album. All of this also brings up a point why was I chasing girls and goofing off while people the same age as me were on classic albums producing and playing? Either these guys are lying about their age or I was underachieving back then...also now.
Another album that caught me by surprise was Cam'rons "Confessions of Fire." I was on a date with a girl in college and she wanted to stop by some music store and listen to the Camron album. I knew who he was but I didnt know about that "357" being enough for me to pick up his album even though I like the beat. This was back when you could preview an entire CD in the store so we sat there and were actually late for the dinner reservation listening to it. She didnt want the CD but I bought it for myself. With the internet you dont have as many album sneaking up on you like those did me because you can hear the entire leak weeks before it drops.
Over on nahright Amp mentioned how cheap people are to buy 5 items off the $1 menu at McDonalds when they could just get the meal. I had to laugh at that because I do that before the Titans games so I wont be tempted to give them anymore money that my tickets already costs. I usually end up at least getting something to drink at the game. Ill just say "I like a variety" as my excuse for getting 5 items instead of a meal,rofl.
Megamillions tonight is 252 million so get your tickets and start dreaming or join an office pool at work. If you do get everyone to sign something anything after they chip in their money so you wont be in court getting clowned for your money like Nas. Kelis is rumored to want 90k instead of the 55k the court ordered but until I see some paperwork filed ill keep believing Kelis is able to raise ONE newborn on 55k.
I was expecting Mase to be more like a have fun and party Kid N Play type album but he had some Murda Mase type stuff on there. The skits were funny too. "I been to jail twice man and Im not scared and I love and I want to go back. So dont give my girl ya number no mo."ROFFLE. If you listen to it today the jealous boyfriend also said something that came true,"When the smoke clears man Puff Daddy and all them niggas you running with aint gone be there man." Of course now we see Mase and Puff have a strained relationship and also the other people Mase rolled with but I dont know the whole story so most of it could be Mases fault his alliances fell.
There is also a rumor that Kanye West first commercials beats were on Mases album. I dont know if its true and you can email me or correct me in the comments that Ye sent a beat to D Dot and he used it. Im not sure if he got a ghost producer fee or if he just learned a lesson about how the music biz can steal your ideas. The entire story could be a lie who knows. Ghost producing worked out for alot for scott storch and others working their way up the ladder so maybe thats how kanye got on. I think john legend played piano for Laryn Hills Miseducation album. All of this also brings up a point why was I chasing girls and goofing off while people the same age as me were on classic albums producing and playing? Either these guys are lying about their age or I was underachieving back then...also now.
Another album that caught me by surprise was Cam'rons "Confessions of Fire." I was on a date with a girl in college and she wanted to stop by some music store and listen to the Camron album. I knew who he was but I didnt know about that "357" being enough for me to pick up his album even though I like the beat. This was back when you could preview an entire CD in the store so we sat there and were actually late for the dinner reservation listening to it. She didnt want the CD but I bought it for myself. With the internet you dont have as many album sneaking up on you like those did me because you can hear the entire leak weeks before it drops.
Over on nahright Amp mentioned how cheap people are to buy 5 items off the $1 menu at McDonalds when they could just get the meal. I had to laugh at that because I do that before the Titans games so I wont be tempted to give them anymore money that my tickets already costs. I usually end up at least getting something to drink at the game. Ill just say "I like a variety" as my excuse for getting 5 items instead of a meal,rofl.
Megamillions tonight is 252 million so get your tickets and start dreaming or join an office pool at work. If you do get everyone to sign something anything after they chip in their money so you wont be in court getting clowned for your money like Nas. Kelis is rumored to want 90k instead of the 55k the court ordered but until I see some paperwork filed ill keep believing Kelis is able to raise ONE newborn on 55k.
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